Jokes For A Laugh
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2009
by Hilda Cang
Mother : Didn't you forget to bring home your exercise book or text book ? Son : Mother, we do not need any exercise book or text book now that we have Facebook.
Mother : What ?
A mother brought her 6 years old daughter to a toy shop. The salesgirl was showing the little girl a doll and started explaining , " This is a very special doll that can walk, can talk, can cry and can drink milk."
Little Ming Ju is weak in English so his mother decided to take him to a local temple to ask for guidance and protection but Ming Ju still failed in his English test.
His mother was grumbling to herself, " can't really blame Buddha. I believe he doesn't understand English either. "
Husband : Oops! there's a button in my soup .
Wife : Thank goodness. I'd been searching for it the whole day. No shop is selling this type of button anymore.
Tammy was complaining to her friend , " Because of antibiotic, I have to go back to work after being sick only for one day. Compared to before, I got at least five days' sick leave whenever I was sick. "
A patient was groaning, " Doctor, I have only got 59 seconds to live."
Doctor : Hold on, I will be with you in a minute.
Johnson went to see a doctor about his left leg.
Johnson : Doctor, I have got a nasty pain in my left leg.
After examination, Doctor said to Johnson : It's due to old age and that nothing can be done.
Johnson : But my right leg is as old as my left leg.
Mrs Lee was pestering her husband to buy her a diamond.
Husband : If a wife loves her husband, she won't simply ask him to buy this and that.
Mrs Lee : That's right. If a husband loves his wife, he won't wait until his wife asks. He should have bought it so that she doesn't even have the chance to ask.
Grandmother : Come, let me wash your face.
Grand daughter : I don't want to wash my face.
Grandmother : When I was your age, I washed my face three times a day.
Grand daughter : No wonder there are so many wrinkles in your face.
After giving a bath to the twin brothers, the baby sitter found the brothers laughing so hard and so she asked them why. One of them answered : you bathed my brother two times but I haven't bathed yet.
Optician : Can you see the chart from where you are sitting ?
Short sighted man : I don't see any chart or whatsoever.
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