Hilda Cang

Humorous Dialogues For Some



Posted: Sunday, November 22, 2009

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Two women are learning English conversation and the tutor wants them to communicate in English. Her
e they go:

Woman A : Do you like cooking ?
Woman B : Like!
Woman A : Have you got an oven ?
Woman B : Got!
Woman A : Have you done your housework ?
Woman B : Have!
Woman A : Did you see anybody in John's room when you came in?
Woman B : No! I did not see a body in John's room, not even one body I see!
Woman A : What does your husband do?
Woman B : Well, she is doing his own business!
Woman A : Can you get along with your mother-in-law ?
Woman B : Sometimes, because he don't like me. She say I cook not nice.
Woman A : Then how?
Woman B : I doesn't care. I eat myself.
Woman A : What movies do you like to watch?
Woman B : Many. Got love one, got fight one, got horror one. You like also?
Woman A : Not so like. Only the laughing one I like.
Woman B : I tell you a secret.
Woman A: Secret can tell ?
Woman B : Do you still go dancing ?
Woman A : No go already because of my legs painful.
Woman B : Better learn some useful English!

Hilda Cang is an amateur writer. She enjoys literature and music. Married with two grown daughters, she writes mostly humoristic real life experiences and other short stories.
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