Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009
by Hilda Cang
I received an e mail like this:
How are you my e-friend? How's your e-business getting on? Make any e-cash?
As for me, I have taken up an e-course because my new e-job requires some e-knowledge since my company is running an e-system. I will be pretty busy with this e-learning.
Will e-mail you again some time.
Evelyn
Peter is at a pet shop.
Salesgirl : May I help you, Sir?
Peter : I am looking for a puppy for my son.
Salesgirl : We have a few over there. May I know what breed you want?
Peter : Japanese or Australian will do.
Salesgirl : There you are, this cutie is of Japanese breed. It has a medical report like blood group, injection,
deworm and a birth cert.
Peter : Does it have a passport ?
Two maternity nurses were having their lunch shortly after having assisted in the delivery ward.
Nurse A : That mother was so brave, 20 stitches seemed nothing to her though she lost so much blood and she
still could smile.
Nurse B : Please, not while I am eating.
Jane, my colleague, is unmarried.
" My future husband must have a good look, good at jokes and songs and must be at home every night."
I said to her, " I think what you really need is a set of T.V"
Little Amy rushed to her father : Daddy, you will be happy to see my report card.
Daddy : Why?
Amy : Because next year I stay back in Year 2 and you no need to buy me new books.Save your money.
Dentist : Don't be so nervous. It doesn't hurt.
Patient : Don't bluff me. I am a dentist too!
Customer : I am here to buy some sugar.
Shopkeeper : This is it.
Customer : But the label is written Salt.
Shopkeeper : Oh, we purposely put " salt" to lie to the ants.
A mental patient was busy writing a letter.
Nurse : Who are you writing to ?
Patient : I am writing to myself.
Nurse : Do you have something to tell yourself ?
Patient : Crazy! How do I know what it is before I receive the letter ?
Wife : My mother said she was almost choked to death by your jokes yesterday.
Husband : Really? Bring her here. I have more funny jokes to tell her.
Fortune Teller : From reading your palm, I say you will suffer ten years in poverty.
Customer : Then after ten years ?
Fortune Teller : By then you will get used to it.
At a wedding reception, a joke was on the newly wed. The emcee said to the groom : If you want to have a baby boy, you put on a blue sock and if you want to have a baby girl you put on a red sock when you sleep.
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)Thanks Hilda for the laughs again. Keep them coming. Happy New Year.Hi Anthony,Thanks for reading again. Have a joyful day!
Laughter really is the best medicine. Even smiling helps, and the best part is it's contagious (and free!) - a wonderful way to give when your bank account is low.
thanks for the reminded,
KimHi Kim,Thanks for the comments.May you have a happy day!Hilda
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