Some Jokes Again
Posted: Monday, January 11, 2010
by Hilda Cang
Peter was at an electrical shop. "May I help you, sir?" asked the newly hired salesman.
" I am looking for a 40" coloured T.V" answered Peter.
"Come this way." Peter was being led to a showroom with numerous televisions on display.
" I would recommend you this one, the latest model, clear picture, first class sound system and multi languages that suits you......." the salesman was almost talking rapidly .
" Sorry sir, we don't give any guarantee, only a one year's warranty that's all." answered the salesman.
"Sounds confusing to me!" murmured Peter.
Joe, a young and successful businessman was talking with his friend Nick.
"I know most of the girls they say they love me are after my money." grinned Joe helplessly.
" But sooner or later you'll have to choose one to be your wife." said Nick.
"I know but I'll only marry a girl who doesn't love me." said Joe.
" Why?" Nick puzzled.
"She who doesn't love me doesn't love my money so that's the right one for me." answered Joe.
A white chicken was saying to a black chicken.
"Which one is more clever, black chicken or white chicken?"
" Of course it's black chicken." snapped the black chicken.
"Give me a reason." the white chicken argued.
"Because a black chicken can lay white eggs but a white chicken can never lay a black egg."
Having finished breakfast at home for quite some time, John was reading the newspaper and drinking his 2nd cup of tea and he asked his wife for a 3rd cup. Feeling strange, his wife said to him,
" Are you sure you want another cup of tea? It's now past 930 and you don't have to go to work?"
John put down his newspaper abruptly and looked at his watch, exclaimed ,
" Oh my God! I thought I was in the office!"
Rich was awaken in his sleep by a thief. He immediately shouted at him,
" Put down all the things on the floor or I am going to call the police."
" But half of the things were stolen from other houses." cried the thief.
About 150 people took part in the "Liar King" competition, each had to lie to their best in order to win the first prize. Finally Chris came up and said loudly to the crowd,
" I want to tell you something, I have never ever told a lie in my whole life."
He was the proud winner of the Liar King.
Jim was undergoing an operation.
" Doctor, I am very nervous. I have never had an operation before. This is my first time." voice shaken.
" I know how you feel and I am as nervous as you are because this is my first time too!" said the doctor.
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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)Funny Hilda,There was also a man who made his wife promise to bury him with all of his money and of course she agreed. When the time came she wrote him a check and put it in his casket with him while saying, "lets see him cash it!" I know, I know...bad, yet funny.We can't take our worldly posessions with us when we pass on.Blessings,MichelleHi Michelle,Thanks for reading and sharing and laughingHilda
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